Kruger's Wild Animal National Park

I'm sweet by nature till someone bursts my bubble. Then you see a nasty side of me but all within protocol of course. I don't resort to foul language as it is a sure sign of lack of wits and class, nor wait for confrontation as it entails stepping below one's level. I do it with style using the sweet and short, straight to the point technique via the sms medium, like this one:

"Anthony !!! Your conduct displayed a breed that should be roaming free in the jungle rather than amidst a civilised society. You must be that wild animal Kruger's National Park reported missing."